200 Things About Moi

1. I am left handed.
2. I am a Gemini.
3. I have a theory that I have a twin who died in utero.
4. I have a tattoo that incorporates the first 3 things.
5. I've been online since I was 14.
6. I once played a mental patient at a mock disaster.
7. I can't memorize things.
8. I'm in a long term relationship with the love of my life.
9. I've had my naughty bits photographed.
10. My aunt lived with my family for most of my childhood.
11. My sister is an artist.
12. I have a cat named Sexy.
13. I live in a small village in Nova Scotia for a year.
14. I've been threatened by religious fanatics.
15. I won a French Award in Grade Nine.
16. I like political incorrectness.
17. I sleep with a white teddy bear.
18. I still have a blanky (though I don't sleep with it anymore).
19. I went to a New Kids on the Block concert in Montreal.
20. I have never blacked out from drinking, and find it appalling that people do this.
21. I’ve done some drugs, most of them I won’t do again.
22. I stayed up all night so someone I cared about wouldn’t kill himself.
23. I love the ocean, and can never move away from it.
24. I was scared of “Thriller” growing up.
25. I played basketball until I was 13, until all the other girls grew, so I wasn’t the ‘tall girl’ anymore.
26. I am a certified Basketball Junior Official.
27. I was a cross-country ski-racer when I was little. I quit to play basketball. In retrospect, not a wise decision.
28. My grandmother (a devout Catholic) taught me how to play poker.
29. I like to make people happy.
30. I like reality TV.
31. I enjoy The Peoples Court.
32. I think it's wrong to buy books full price.
33. I think I'm going to be a boss someday.
34. I miss my friends from University.
35. One of my friends is literally finding a cure for Cancer.
36. I had one relationship with a girl.
37. It was seriously dysfunctional.
38. I wonder what ever happened to her.
39. I need to write things down or I will forget them.
40. I don't know how to deal with aggressive men.
41. I have an aunt who is a nun.
42. Alcoholism runs in my family.
43. I think I give good massages.
44. I briefly considered becoming a masseuse.
45. I had a lazy eye while I was growing up.
46. I used to stutter while growing up.
47. My father scared me out of it (the stuttering, not the lazy eye).
48. I still do it sometimes, when I'm nervous.
49. I chew the inside of my mouth when I'm nervous.
50. My dentist says that's ok.
51. I've been to Disneyworld.
52. I'd like to go back someday.
53. I sway from side to side when I'm standing in one spot.
54. I like Fiona and Audrey as names for girls.
55. If I do get married, I want a big party, with my whole family there.
56. I think my sister is, and always was, a fox.
57. All of my friends are very attractive.
58. All of my grandparents are dead.
59. I have two small scars on my forehead. One from the chicken pox, and one from jumping off a bed.
60. I've never broken a bone.
61. I'm generally please with my career path.
62. I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to Nonoxynil-9.
63. I prefer baths to showers, but usually take showers, because they are quicker, and I don't have a tub in my apartment.
64. I enjoy kayaking.
65. I am not well travelled, but like to travel.
66. I'm easily hypnotized.
67. We have family friends named Benny and June.
68. I used to have nightly conversations with a prostitute named Dixie. I'd give her condoms.
69. I like to drink Vodka and Cranberry Juice.
70. I have a 'pleasure chest' full of toys and accessories.
71. I loathe baseball.
72. The first album I bought was the Bangles.
73. When I get drunk, I give money to panhandlers.
74. I like makeup.
75. I enjoy spending time alone.
76. But sometimes I get lonely.
77. People tend to give me their porn collections when they move away.
78. I want to someday have a Basset Hound and name him Johnson for SO many reasons.
79. I have small ears.
80. think my lips are my nicest feature.
81. I’ve called into the Sunday Night Sex Show.
82. I’d like to travel to India.
83. I’d like to believe in karma.
84. Nearly all my friends have told me they would date me if they were gay.
85. I have very thin retinas and should wear sunglasses more often than I do.
86. I don’t like sour candy.
87. Mint chocolate is one of my favourite flavours.
88. I love garlic.
89. I like to cook for other people.
90. I wish I had a talent.
91. If I were in a beauty pageant, I’d make the sound of bagpipes playing by tilting my head and pounding on my throat (It sounds weird, but it’s really the only ‘talent’ I have.)
92. I’m close with my family. Maybe too much.
93. I don’t like Ontario.
94. I’ve been to the SARS concert.
95. I love seeing the Tragically Hip live.
96. I sometimes say things I don’t mean.
97. I struggle with insecurity and low confidence.
98. I like to really get inside peoples brains.
99. I’ve realized in the past year that I have a very hard time trusting people, especially men.
100. I like anything chrome.
101. I don’t like preachy people.
102. I love reading.
103. We used to have naked parties in university.
104. No, they weren’t orgies.
105. I once got in a hottub topless. With strangers.
106. I embarrassed myself 3 times in front of the Dean of Students, a proper Englishman named Charlie. He wrote me a personal letter my final year to say congratulations.
107. I like vocabulary.
108. I love people playing with my hands.
109. Promptness is very important to me.
110. When I get very nervous or excited, my stomach gets upset.
111. I think I’m lactose intolerant.
112. I once helped to carry the giant rainbow flag at a Pride Parade. I’m not gay, and was not in the parade. It just sort of happened.
113. I procrastinate.
114. I don’t really believe in new-age type things, but I have a set of Zen Tarot cards that have always been reliable.
115. The only time I ever threw up in public was in a gay bar.
116. I’ll try anything once.
117. I would like to be someone that people respect.
118. I really enjoyed magic as a child. I would put on shows. And charge for them.
119. Weddings make me cry. I think real love is beautiful.
120. I’ve never been to a funeral. I don’t know if I’ll ever go to one.
121. I am too passive.
122. When I die, I want my organs donated, to be cremated, and have the ashes made into fireworks that will be set off at a big party.
123. I have to remind myself not to think too much.
124. I really like taking the train. I find it every sensual.
125. I love traveling alone.
126. I don’t really like the summer.
127. I’m a pretty messy person.
128. I’m obedient.
129. I once told a lie to my mother about someone threatening me with a knife when I was a kid. I still feel guilty.
130. The first wiener I ever saw belonged to a guy I used to play He-Man with.
131. I had a very strange erotic relationship with a girl who lived around the corner from me when I was pretty young.
132. I’m clumsy.
133. I am in debt.
134. I have a giant penis costume.
135. I really enjoy watching movies.
136. My favourite joke involves an Asian man and a dildo.
137. I went to a psychic and she told me that I will have a little boy.
138. I love making CD’s and CD art for people.
139. I once slipped on ice on camps. The school gave me $200 for my troubles.
140. I once had a mystery illness which left me delirious and in the hospital for 2 days. The doctor thought it was a miscarriage.
141. I hate grocery shopping with other people.
142. I hate malls, but like to shop.
143. I like to play cribbage.
144. I enjoy board games.
145. I believe that silence can be golden.
146. I’d like to go through the experience of pregnancy.
147. I like to laugh.
148. I’m not a very lucky person.
149. I’m easily threatened by other people.
150. I can only karaoke when I’ve been drinking.
151. I believe castration is a justifiable punishment for rape.
152. I think people should have a license to conceive.
153. If I’m not on the pill, my cramps are pretty wicked.
154. I enjoy giving people pedicures and manicures.
155. I sleep with a sleeping mask.
156. I love camping.
157. I moan when I sleep.
158. I once tried to marinate steak in vodka. It so didn't work.
159. I change hairstyles and colour on a regular basis.
160. I find it stressful meeting new people.
161. I have never thrown a punch.
162. I love walking.
163. I don't have a driver's licence.
164. I tried once, but failed miserably.
165. I was in MacLeans magazine.
166. I did not vote in the last federal election.
167. I would love to have a threesome, but worry about the consequences.
168. I believe prostitution should be legalized and regulated.
169. I belive cigarettes should be banned, but marijuana should be legalized.
170. I have friends on 4 different continents: North America, Africa, Asia, and Australia.
171. I have had sex with 6 men, not at once, sadly.
172. One of these man is now a woman. A lesbian, even.
173. I once performed fellatio for 2 hours.
174. I am slightly kinky.
175. I would like to learn sign language.
176. I am not athletic.
177. I am not good at being fake.
178. I have lied about a death in the family to get out of work.
179. I love laying in bed with my boyfriend's head resting on my boobs.
180. I have a love/hate relationship with Walmart.
181. I don't get the point of cotton candy.
182. I tend to stay in contact with former employers.
183. I no longer consider myself a Christian.
184. I do believe in a force in the universe of which we know little about.
185. I am slowly beginning to enjoy children.
186. I am slowly starting to imagine what my own children would be like.
187. My sister gives very unique gifts.
188. I've electrocuted myself twice. Both times in the span of 3 months.
189. I love watching the Cosby Show.
190. I don't put much effort into my friendships.
191. I would one day like to see David Coperfield live.
192. I once took an entire bottle of Tylenol.
193. I woke up the next morning to the Children's Wishmaker parade literally just outside my window. I've never felt more selfish in my life.
194. I enjoy Star Trek.
195. I often have vivid dreams.
196. I once dreamt I gang-banged the Beastie Boys.
197. I wear a size 8 shoe.
198. That is also my ring size.
199. I have a Bachelors Degree with a major in Psychology, and a minor in Religious Studies.
200. My middle name is Lynn.